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travelthisworld:

Very Tall Palm Trees
Valle de Cocora, Colombia | by Diego Cupolo

WOW!

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

(Source: ammarmali)

(Source: reblogg-d)

harvestheart:

According to NPR, a study concluded that cows produce more milk when listening to songs that have less than 100 beats per minute. A study at the University of Leicester concluded that songs like “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M. caused a 3% increase in milk production. Scientists speculate that this is because of the soothing, stress-relieving effect of slow music.

harvestheart:

According to NPR, a study concluded that cows produce more milk when listening to songs that have less than 100 beats per minute. A study at the University of Leicester concluded that songs like “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M. caused a 3% increase in milk production. Scientists speculate that this is because of the soothing, stress-relieving effect of slow music.

harvestheart:

Octopi have been known to collect and arrange rocks and shiny things, making an octopus’s garden.  (Source:  Distractify)
HH:  The Beatles were right.

harvestheart:

Octopi have been known to collect and arrange rocks and shiny things, making an octopus’s garden.  (Source:  Distractify)

HH:  The Beatles were right.

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

(Source: ponycamp)

azaraampora:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in canada

azaraampora:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in canada

volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

(Source: scotmccall)

(Source: griffstream)

(Source: coisarasa)

when someone says "let it go" in their sentence

  • Friend: and i just told them to let it go-
  • Me: ....
  • Friend: -oh gosh oh gosh no.
  • Me: ..........
  • Friend: I said it didn't I? I said it-
  • Me: .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Friend: please have mercy-
  • Me: THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT
  • Friend: WHY

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

(Source: psychedelicway)

jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery